Not So Random Journal Flashback: March 21st, 2009
Instead of picking a date out of a hat this time, I decided to ask my friend Mike Wilson his birthday and do a post on what I was doing on that day in 2009. It just so happens that Mike’s birthday was very eventful for me in 2009. I made one of my most celebrated images on this day. It’s the last one. You’ll know it when you see it. It will be the last one. Whatever let’s just go.
The day began early. I went to school to help my buddy Saman make his awesome award winning Canon camera commercial which I had never actually seen until just now when I sought it out to link to it for this post. There were hot girls there and I photographed them. The girl on the right was way hot in an adult kind of way. She just felt like she was my boss or something. I think it’s her square jaw. The girl on the left was hot in a gross, fake tan, black ass eyeliner, too much make-up kind of way. At least, that’s the persona that I’m making up for her over a year after I met her even though I don’t really remember what she looked like at all and don’t really have any good pictures of her because I didn’t know her and sometimes I’m shy with people I don’t know when I’m not 6-8 beers into an evening. The guy on the bottom of the page is MikeRiosIsAWhore.com. Popular guy. Lucky.
That night my so called “friend” Dan Levine invited me to a party at his old house. I totally went and had a good time only to be crushed less than a year later when he decided to up and move to California’s Canada all of the sudden. But I digress. At this party there was a girl named Emily that didn’t like to see pictures of herself. I used to get upset when hot girls thought themselves ugly. But I’ve come to realize that I might as well get upset at water for being wet or at the sky for being blue or at Joe Hallenbeck for loving his wife. There are two kinds of people in this world. People that undervalue themselves and dicks. So go on, Emily! Play down your attractiveness. Just know that it’s going to annoy some people.
Facing the Emily page is my little shrine to Lila Lee. This was taken before I found out that she’s actually a huge bitch. I haven’t felt this way about her since the “Chest Peeing Incident” of August 2nd, 2009. But at the time my feeling were genuine so these sweet sweet words are no lie. If you look closely you’ll see there is nothing lewd about what I said. It was just disgustingly sappy and I didn’t want the world to see my vagina.
This last picture is of a type that I don’t often take. I’m usually very respectful with my pictures. But once in a while in photography, as in life, Jesus Christ just puts that ass right in your face when you have the camera up and ready to take a picture and before you know it, boom. Ass picture. Let me just say that I feel another mitigating circumstance to this picture is that her ass was out like all night long. Let that be a lesson ladies, if you have a dress that does this little peek-a-boo action don’t get way drunk in it, especially if there’s an opportunistic photographer sitting alone at ass level wishing he could make out with you.
So that was it. Mike Wilson’s birthday 2009. Hey did you have a birthday in 2009? If you did, email it to me and I’ll consider making a Not-so-random Journal Flashback out of it.