A strongly worded letter to God

I would like to begin by saying that I am not attracted to children. When I see a child I experience no attraction whatsoever. I am strictly attracted to adults. The problem arises when children start to look like adults. After all they are going to be adults eventually. At what point do they switch over? Is it at that arbitrary age of consent that each state comes up with? Who knows? I don’t have the answers. So I figured I’d blame God. And you know what? I bet if He were the Judeo-Christian God we all grew up with in this country, he would politely tell us to go fuck ourselves and stop asking questions. Seriously, that dude never answers anything. What a Dick.