Getting drunk while the sun’s up is like making love to God with the lights on.
I find I reach the best destinations not when driving, not when walking, but when stumbling.
I ain’t no fancy pants. In fact, my pants are probably the least fancy thing about me.
I got stupid drunk and I don’t even remember taking the last 300 pictures. Luckily I’m an amazing photographer so they all came out awesome. I think I could take mind-blowingly good photographs literally in my sleep.