It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Halloween! (Actually it was the saturday before Halloween. October 27th. That just makes the fact that everyone was in costume even more preverse!) My friends Reut and Ian had an awesome party. I drank a lot of Wild Turkey and only seriously offended a couple of people. I went as a full grown man whose umbilical cord never died and just continued to grow throughout his life. Religious beliefs prohibit this man from trimming the umbilical cord so it had gotten pretty long. Basically I walked around all night with a 40 foot bundle of pink and red yard coming out of my bellybutton. I never tripped anyone. I never fell down. A couple of people almost slipped but there were no significant tumbles taken. Good times.
I brought a polaroid camera. Here’s what I made.