Here is another animated gif of Leslie getting all ballet on my ass.
Do you like happy endings? You do? Then you are a pervert.
I’m sorry it took so long to post this. But writing about this was a daunting task.
The freaks come out at the night before the race. Or at least they have in previous years.
Necessity is the mother of invention. It is a necessity that I get a new journal.
As I grow older, nights like these are fewer and farther between.
Boredom yields mind-blowing optical illusions.