This weekend I made a not-so-shitty book!

Necessity is the mother of invention. It is a necessity that I get a new journal.

A strongly worded letter to God

Do me a favor. Before you read this, go find the video for “Just the Two of Us” by Will Smith and listen to the kid who I assume is Jaden Smith say, “Dad, this is a very sensitive subject.” Apply that to this blog post. It’s about God and underage girls.

Journal Flashback: John Dillinger

This entry is from the day between the birthdays of Sean Regan and John Dillinger. There’s a joke somewhere in there involving Sean “Puffy” Combs’ clothing label Sean Jean. But damned if I can find it.

Random Journal Flashback: The Second Girl I Ever Kissed

“Memories. Light the corner of my mind. Misty watercolor memories of the way we were.” -Tom Hanks

Random Journal Flashback: Camping in the Mojave Desert

“You can’t ask a heroin addict if he wants to skip the library and just do a bunch of heroin.”